And....special appearances by four hot chicks
IN THE VAN
AROUND TOWN (MIAMI)
AROUND TOWN (KEY WEST)
THE HOTEL
THE THURSDAY PARTY (KEY WEST)
THE SATURDAY PARTY (MIAMI)
RANDOM DRUNKENNESS
Quotes and Bits of Wisdom Stumbled Upon, Probably While Intoxicated
"Sperm is the greatest invention ever!" - Anvar
"Don't talk about my pupils...you've never seen me naked" - Andy
"I'm going to have a smoking contest with Tim! He's 21 and he smokes a lot, but I'm going to beat him" - Anvar
"I want to drive my penis into their sweet, sweet, tender pussies" - Chuck
"If ocean was whiskey and I was a dog, I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way out...but ocean's not whiskey, and I am not dog, so let's go to Key West and have a good....hangover." - Anvar
"I love America! I got drunk, I got high, I am not a virgin anymore" - Anvar